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CSGSA Coffee House

March 6th, 2020

Me making weird sounds with my friend Noah a.k.a. byte.observer

Dave, creator of the ad-hoc member-fluid cover band Don't Cross Me, loosely orchestrating a cover of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift. Dave is playing the melodica. Greg is on the bass. Noah is serving up some beats using defMON. I'm lagging far behind, trying to tune a saw wave using Flosion.

UDLS - C++ Roast

January 24th, 2020

I gave an Undistinguished Lecture on the dangers and idiosyncracies of the C++ programming language.

The abstract and slides are available here.

UDLS - German Fairy Tales

November 22nd, 2019

I gave an Undistinguished Lecture on the fairy tales of the Brothers Grimm (Cinderella, Rapunzel, Snow White, etc) and Heinrich Hoffmann (Struwwelpeter - ask your nearest German).

The abstract and slides are available here.